False Teaching: Sea Witches of Satan

Teaching False Gospel due to ignorance
First off women are not called to be teachers 1TIM 2:12; so from the get go Joyce Meyer is coming from a place of ignorance that God is not willing to overlook.

ACTS 17:30
In the past God overlooked such ignorance, but now he commands all people everywhere to repent.

Basically it says in ACTS 17:29-30 about how people worshiped God by acting like or pretending like he was created by human design just how like we use gold and melt it down to make certain things this is how God was viewed in the past as household gods. This is not confined to the past in Mesopotamia times but also present in post-modern times since they have grown to become personal household gods in our hearts when God is not on the Throne of our heart. First off it really strikes me as odd when people like Joyce Meyer teach about food or use analogies of food when Christ said not to worry about food MATT 6:25-26.

I love it when Christ commanded us not to worry about food saying life is more important than food and yet supposed Christ Followers like Joyce Meyer are out there teaching about setting our minds on hot fudge sundaes saying this in a humorous way by saying in an analogy that if we set our mind on a hot fudge sundae then eventually we will get a hot fudge sundae. While this was used as a bit of satire in her sermon to lighten the mood it still breaks the command of Christ to not teach about food. MATT 6:25-26. The only reason I allow myself to even talk about food in my blog is for the purpose of exposing the false teaching of others but you will notice I myself will not use food as an analogy for the purpose of satire to lighten some kind of mood or win your affections or whatever. Christ commanded us this so as to prevent us teaching in our ministries about food. Therefore I will not willingly of my own purpose and mind teach concepts or use analogies about food as Joyce Meyer does among others I have heard talking about how we need to stock up on food due to some drought in the mid-west causing all the farmers to sell their cattle which is ludicrous. The price of beef is still the same even though this person was predicting the price of beef would sky rocket in the next two weeks and I am sure it hasn't. It just amazes me Christ Followers choose to disobey the words of Christ since he commanded us not to worry about food and instructed us that life was more than food and clothing. So because Jesus was the Grace-giver then he could instruct us and give us the final word about food. People worrying about food shows a sign of weakness and people teaching on it shows a sign of idolatry for reasons of gluttony. People don't want to hear about food that is not something that will give us hope, they need to just shut up about it.

God's Great Plan for your life!
God doesn't have a great plan for your life, sorry. Why? Simple....

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I, the LORD, do all these things.

Now if there is death due to earthquakes, worldwide disasters causing loss of life, and things like car wrecks don't you think some things aren't part of God's plan since those involved couldn't accomplish their hopes and dreams? Many people quote JER 29:11 thinking God has great plans for them but that only applies to God's elect ROM 9 which doesn't encompass all of God's People since some of God's people are obstinate and God can't use them Hosea 4:6. God's elect are those elected for salvation among the Jews & Christians who have been pre-selected by God which means not all Jews and Christians will make it MATT 25:32.
Again this is a double edged sword and could go either way but for the purpose of this blog entry I am going with the sharp end of the blade rather than the soft fluffy part of my theology. The Bible has both the fluffy and the sharp lest we forget. Some only preach the fluff and others only the hellfire and brimstone but I am examining them both so keep that in mind.


Plenty of Sea Witches traversing the stormy seas
There are many sea witches out there who like Joyce Meyer claiming God has a good plan for our life which is not what the Bible teaches since the Bible says we will have a hard life and it is a hard road to Heaven. The Bible promises a good life for the rich but also says it will be harder for them to enter Heaven on Judgment Day since they were entrusted with more and many are just selfish with riches and just waste them but don't profit the Kingdom of God even if they give to Charity since they use it usually unwisely. It is said that Oprah is Satan's Spokeswoman by Fundamentalists Christians but really this is not true. Oprah is a message from the World for the World how is that a bad thing or threatening thing? How does Oprah threat the life of a Christian Woman when they just watch it for entertainment purposes? That never hinders their faith or walk with God. Now it is the enemy who is lying to these Fundamentalists Christians telling them Oprah is Satan's Spokeswoman which are lies when really it is People like Joyce Meyer and Paula White who are Satan's True Spokeswomen since they are hindering God's Women from their walk since they are being deceived by these women and being falsely lead astray! Is that not the real truth? How is Oprah any sort of threat? That's erroneous. Joyce Meyer is the perfect Sea Witch since she is not profiting the Kingdom of God whatsoever by disobeying 1 TIM 2:12 and having a teaching ministry which is a potential sign of the love of money which is also a violation of 1 TIM 6:10 and also a further violation of Philippians 2:3. So really Joyce Meyer is the perfect example of a failure in God's Economy. Basically Joyce Meyer is one of the rich due to her 2MIL plus books sales from Battlefield of the Mind and successful ministry and conferences since she is living in mansions and what not it is pretty obvious she is of no value to God and God's Work.  I mean I am so confident that you could truly change the world by putting up websites, buying tracks, writing your own book, upping your Religious Library, doing ministry, etc. But that's just me. Oh and that's why Paula White is so full of it. I can't believe how deep her depravity and own self-deception is. Paula White is a Christian Female Minister on TV. She is very patriotic and political so let's talk about her for a moment.

Never Giving up Hope
I assure you can never receive hope from people like Paula White and Joyce Meyer since they are very clearly in a position of rebellion towards God and therefore cannot hope to be blessed by God but only cursed. Paula White is so far from the Apple Tree it is sickening. Just listening to her boast from the Pastor Leadership Conference has the same spirit of rebellion in other False Televangelist Teachers like Benny Hinn and Joel Osteen. She is apart of the Health & Wealth Gospel which for many of you know is teaching only the fluff of the Bible essentially only the good and not preaching the sharp edges of Scripture which is a very serious perversion. If you follow Paula White then you better go ahead and give up hope now because she has the makings of a False Teacher and her rebellion is more sickening than Joyce Meyer's Ministry. My spirit is pinging off more danger and popping up more red flags with Paula White since I think she could be doing a lot more damage to the People and House of God than Joyce Meyer can. I really feel she is so far down the rabbit hole it wouldn't surprise me if she wasn't one of Satan's most favorite post-modern daughters. She is always talking about the Devil in a boastful way and acting like she is above him when she should remember not even Archangels will pick a fight with the Devil Jude 1:9. Paula White says semantically during this Pastor Leadership Conference from 2011 that she "Didn't come to preach" but goes on to say she came to talk about the Devil saying "But to tell the Devil I am stronger than I have ever been." Well that's great Paula White I am happy for you that you came to preach to guiltless truth seeking Christians about how much you know about the Devil. Really wonderful Paula. But the real question is why is Paula so passionate whenever she speaks the name of "the Devil" but when she says the name of "God" it is normal sounding? Because I think Paula loves saying the name of the Devil and it sounds like love every time I hear her say that name. She says the name of God and I feel nothing. Don't listen to her lies just listen to her for the purpose of research and study but nothing like a dedicated heart following or true truth seeking save that for the true preachers of God's Word. There is plenty of true preachers of God's Word on TV. I have found quite a few true Televangelists that are serving God well just as I have found false, so let us be discerning and not condemn them all. No need to throw the baby out with the bathwater as many Christians do. Face it Paula White your bounce is never coming back.


More to come from my new blog folks. This blog is about exploring the truth with God with an uncompromising agenda since so many successful ministers have been corrupted by the pride of their success and wealth causing them true depravity. Keep listening as I want to use this as a launching pad or a starting point to further developing my ministry by eventually getting a website up again and furthering that stuff.